No stakeholders. No revisions. No delays. Just your website, live Friday.
You know this feeling:
Week 1: Discovery sessions that discover nothing
Week 3: Stakeholder alignment that aligns no one
Week 8: Revision rounds that revise everything but the problem
Week 12: Still explaining why it's not live yet
You're exhausted from managing people who need constant guidance.
You're burned by agencies that promise ownership but deliver dependency.
You need your website problem to disappear professionally.
That's exactly what Sprint Zero delivers.
One expert. Five days. Complete ownership.
No meetings after Monday. No revisions. No involvement.
Just a website that works, delivered Friday at 3pm.
How This Actually Works
Monday 9:00 AM: You explain your business for 30 minutes
Monday 9:30 AM: You forget we exist
Friday 3:00 PM: Your website is live and taking payments
Friday 3:01 PM: We never speak again
What you get:
- —Complete visual design from scratch
- —All copywriting and messaging
- —4-6 pages that convert
- —Stripe payment integration
- —Mobile responsiveness
- —SEO fundamentals
- —Deploy to production
- —Basic documentation
What you never deal with:
- —Progress updates or check-ins
- —Revision rounds or feedback loops
- —Scope creep or timeline extensions
- —Ongoing support or maintenance calls
The Sprint Zero Promise
Price: $15,000 via wire transfer
Timeline: Monday to Friday, every time
Process: One operator handles design, copy, code, deployment
Ownership: You get everything—code, assets, content
Support: Ends at delivery
Every constraint is intentional. The five-day timeline forces focus. The no-revisions policy ensures decisiveness. The single operator maintains quality.
These aren't limitations—they're the engineering behind exceptional delivery.
Who This Is For
You must have:
- —Authority to make decisions alone
- —$15,000 available immediately
- —A business you can explain in 30 minutes
- —Complete comfort with delegation
You must accept:
- —No progress updates
- —No revision rounds
- —No ongoing support
- —Professional judgment without input
If you need stakeholder approval, we're not for you.
If you want progress reports, we're not for you.
If you can't trust professional judgment, we're not for you.
Sprint Zero serves founders who make decisions and move forward.
Annual Capacity
2025 Sprint Allocation
24 sprints per year. Most applications declined.
Not because we're exclusive. Because most people need hand-holding, and we're not built for that.
We're built for founders building companies, not committees.
Response within 24 hours.
If accepted, wire transfer due within 72 hours.
Sprint begins the following Monday.
The relief is immediate. The results are inevitable.