Stop sacrificing weekends to your website. Let someone else handle it.
You thought building your own website would save money and time.
Instead, you've spent:
Saturday morning: Wrestling with WordPress tutorials
Saturday afternoon: Googling "why won't my header align"
Sunday: Starting over with a different theme
Next weekend: Still trying to get the contact form to work
Three weekends in, your site looks like amateur hour and you're burned out on tasks that aren't growing your business.
Every hour on your website is an hour not building your company.
You're a founder, not a web developer. Your time is worth more than $15/hour DIY labor.
That's exactly what Sprint Zero solves.
One expert. Five days. Professional results.
No weekends sacrificed. No tutorial rabbit holes. No amateur outcomes.
Just a website that works, delivered while you focus on revenue.
How This Actually Works
Monday 9:00 AM: You explain your business for 30 minutes
Monday 9:30 AM: You get back to building your company
Friday 3:00 PM: Your professional site is live and taking payments
Friday 3:01 PM: You've gained 5 weekends of your life back
What you get:
- —Professional design that converts visitors
- —Expert copywriting that sells your service
- —4-6 pages that actually work together
- —Payment processing that captures revenue
- —Mobile responsiveness that doesn't break
- —SEO that Google actually recognizes
- —Hosting that never goes down
- —Code you own completely
What you avoid:
- —Weekend tutorial marathons
- —Plugin conflicts and theme breaks
- —Amateur design that screams "DIY"
- —Contact forms that don't deliver emails
The Sprint Zero Promise
Price: $15,000 via wire transfer
Timeline: Monday to Friday, every time
Your time investment: 30 minutes total
Ownership: You get everything—code, assets, content
Support: Professional execution, then you're free
Your weekends cost more than our fee. Five days of professional work vs. five weekends of amateur struggle.
The math is obvious. The choice is yours.
Who This Is For
You must have:
- —Revenue goals more important than web design
- —$15,000 available immediately
- —A business you can explain in 30 minutes
- —The wisdom to buy expertise instead of building it
You must accept:
- —Professional results without micromanaging
- —Delivery without progress reports
- —Expert judgment on design decisions
- —Complete solution in 5 days
If you enjoy weekend coding, we're not for you.
If you need to control every pixel, we're not for you.
If you have unlimited time, we're not for you.
Sprint Zero serves founders who buy time and expertise.
Annual Capacity
2025 Sprint Allocation
24 sprints per year. Most applications declined.
Not because we're exclusive. Because most founders can't stop micromanaging.
We're built for founders who delegate and execute.
Response within 24 hours.
If accepted, wire transfer due within 72 hours.
Sprint begins the following Monday.
Get your weekends back. Get professional results.