Your "coming soon" page is killing your credibility. Time to launch.
You've been "coming soon" for how long now?
6 months ago: "We'll launch next quarter"
3 months ago: "Just finalizing a few things"
Last month: "Almost ready!"
Today: Still showing that same placeholder
Every day with a "coming soon" page is a day your competitors look more established.
Every potential customer who sees "coming soon" assumes you're not serious.
You know this. You cringe every time someone asks for your website. You make excuses. You promise it's "almost done."
But somehow the website never becomes the priority. There's always something more urgent.
That's exactly what Sprint Zero eliminates.
One expert. Five days. No more excuses.
No more "almost ready." No more competitor advantage.
Just a real website that makes you look like the professional you are.
How This Actually Works
Monday 9:00 AM: You finally prioritize your website for 30 minutes
Monday 9:30 AM: We handle everything while you handle business
Friday 3:00 PM: Your professional site is live and taking payments
Friday 3:01 PM: No more awkward website conversations
What you get:
- —Professional website that builds instant credibility
- —Clear messaging that explains what you do
- —4-6 pages that convert visitors to customers
- —Payment processing to capture revenue immediately
- —Mobile design that works everywhere
- —SEO foundation for Google discovery
- —Professional domain and hosting
- —Complete ownership of everything
What you escape:
- —Embarrassing "coming soon" conversations
- —Competitor advantage from looking established
- —Lost customers who assume you're not real
- —The crushing weight of website procrastination
The Sprint Zero Promise
Price: $15,000 via wire transfer
Timeline: Monday to Friday, every time
Procrastination cure: Immediate
Ownership: You get everything—code, assets, content
Credibility: Instant professional presence
Stop making excuses. Stop losing customers to perception. Stop letting your website be the weak link in your business.
Five days from now, you'll have what you've been promising for months.
Who This Is For
You must have:
- —A real business ready to look professional
- —$15,000 available immediately
- —Enough shame about "coming soon" to act
- —The discipline to delegate completely
You must accept:
- —Professional results without perfectionism
- —Launch without endless optimization
- —Expert decisions without micromanaging
- —Real website in 5 days
If you need perfect timing, we're not for you.
If you want to control every detail, we're not for you.
If you're comfortable with "coming soon," we're not for you.
Sprint Zero serves founders ready to stop making excuses.
Annual Capacity
2025 Sprint Allocation
24 sprints per year. Most applications declined.
Not because we're exclusive. Because most founders prefer procrastination to commitment.
We're built for founders who ship, not stall.
Response within 24 hours.
If accepted, wire transfer due within 72 hours.
Sprint begins the following Monday.
From "coming soon" to "buy now" in 5 days.