AI promised you a website. Instead, you got educated about why humans matter.
You believed the hype. "AI will build your website in minutes!"
Week 1: ChatGPT generated beautiful copy that says nothing
Week 2: MidJourney created images that don't fit your brand
Week 3: Claude wrote code that breaks on mobile
Week 4: You're back to square one with a folder full of unusable AI output
The promise was seductive: instant professional website, no expertise required.
The reality hit hard: AI creates content, not solutions.
AI doesn't understand your customers. It doesn't know conversion psychology. It can't make strategic decisions about user flow, pricing presentation, or competitive positioning.
AI gave you raw materials when you needed a finished product.
That's exactly what Sprint Zero delivers.
One expert. Five days. Human judgment.
No AI hallucinations. No generic outputs. No unusable code.
Just professional strategy executed by someone who understands business.
How This Actually Works
Monday 9:00 AM: You explain your business to a human for 30 minutes
Monday 9:30 AM: Expert strategy and execution begins
Friday 3:00 PM: Your strategic website is live and converting
Friday 3:01 PM: No more AI experiments needed
What you get:
- —Strategic positioning based on your market
- —Professional design that builds trust
- —Copy that actually converts visitors
- —User experience that guides to purchase
- —Technical execution that works everywhere
- —Payment processing that captures revenue
- —SEO strategy that ranks
- —Complete ownership of working code
What AI couldn't give you:
- —Strategic business understanding
- —Conversion psychology expertise
- —Brand positioning clarity
- —Technical architecture decisions
The Sprint Zero Promise
Price: $15,000 via wire transfer
Timeline: Monday to Friday, every time
Intelligence: Human expertise, not artificial output
Ownership: You get everything—code, assets, content
Results: Conversion-focused, not content-focused
AI democratized creation but not expertise. You still need someone who understands business strategy, conversion psychology, and technical execution.
That's what Sprint Zero provides: human intelligence applied to your specific challenge.
Who This Is For
You must have:
- —Experience with AI's limitations
- —$15,000 available immediately
- —A business that needs strategy, not just content
- —Appreciation for human expertise
You must accept:
- —Professional judgment over AI output
- —Strategic decisions without explanation
- —Human expertise without tutorials
- —Complete solution in 5 days
If you think AI will solve everything, we're not for you.
If you want to prompt-engineer your way to success, we're not for you.
If you're still chasing the AI shortcut, we're not for you.
Sprint Zero serves founders who learned AI's limits the hard way.
Annual Capacity
2025 Sprint Allocation
24 sprints per year. Most applications declined.
Not because we're exclusive. Because most founders are still chasing AI shortcuts.
We're built for founders who value human expertise.
Response within 24 hours.
If accepted, wire transfer due within 72 hours.
Sprint begins the following Monday.
From AI experiments to human expertise in 5 days.